Gadzooks is a writer and photographer from Southern California who writes about himself in the third-person to sound important. At the tender age of 10 months he won first place in a baby pageant, the results of which were a handsome trophy and an unquenchable thirst for love and admiration. As such, he currently hosts 2 podcasts, is writing a book, and will probably make a movie. He's a lifelong rap nerd with strong opinions. He's afraid he'll live forever.